not now mom im trying to think of a funny text post

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i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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